djslut's definitions

coke nostril

The obvious exaggerated size of either the left or right nostril over the other due to excessive and prolonged cocaine abuse

"Damn, check out Paris Hilton's huge coke nostril!"

by djslut September 20, 2005

Springsteen Split

The tendency of a Jersey Rocker's testicles to fall to either side of the zipper or fly of his too-tight acid-wash jeans

"Jon Bon Jovi was totally sportin' the Springsteen Split onstage last night!"

by djslut September 28, 2005

jersey rocker

a fan of late 80s pop hair-metal bands like Bon Jovi, man of whom hailed from New Jersey. See Springsteen Split

"That dude with the bleached mane, acid-wash jeans and White Lion T-shirt is a total Jersey rocker"

by djslut September 20, 2005

fetish model

A bondage/SM porn actor/actress who thinks that by calling themselves a "model" it makes what they do "art" and not jack-off material

That slut calls herself a fetish model when all she is a two bit whore who sucks cocks for cash

by djslut September 20, 2005

cockthruster

To replace children's films in a neighborhood videostore with porno movies

The local PTA are going to freak out when they discover we cockthrustered all the Barney and Teletubbie videos at Hollywood Video

by djslut September 20, 2005

churning crotch butter

Masturbation, particularly of the male genitalia

He got a blister on his thumb from churning crotch butter too often

by djslut September 20, 2005

ballwalk

to walk around a public area with your testicles hanging out of your fly

I wanted to ballwalk across the sorority house lawn and scare away all the pledges

by djslut September 20, 2005