dirtyjeff's definitions

berry basket

Simply a scrotum, nutsack, etc.

I shaved my berry basket on Tuesday and now it itches.

by dirtyjeff March 16, 2008

Snatchmo

An incredibly talented, female trumpet player, approaching the level of Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong.

That girl can really play the horn. She's a regular Snatchmo.

by dirtyjeff March 16, 2008

Turdrific

Another way of saying that someone or something is "the shit".

Man, Al Gore is turdrific! He's really the shit!

by dirtyjeff March 20, 2008

Jewmbalaya

Jambalaya, without any pork products.

We were going to make Jambalaya but, since Phil is Jewish, he can't eat any pork products. We had to leave out the ham and sausage and settle for Jewmbalaya instead.

by dirtyjeff March 20, 2008

Hillarectum

An unpleasant medical condition where shit keeps leaking out your ass, similar to the way it constantly flows out of Hillary Clinton's mouth.

Phil: "Dude, something stinks!"
Jeff: "Yeah, I have a case of Hillarectum. Sorry 'bout the smell."
Phil: "Maybe you should get an Obama to take care of that."

by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008

Hilary Doof

A somewhat cute blonde girl, with limited acting and singing ability, who has been propelled to stardom by the Disney Company.

Rana: "Are you going to the Hilary Duff concert?"
Phil: "The Hilary Doof concert? You've got to be fucking kidding me, right?"

by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008

hillaretard

A devoted follower of Hillary Clinton, who has been brainwashed into believing that she isn't a deceitful cuntwhore who's completely full of shit.

I can't believe that Dennis is such a hillaretard. I thought he had something resembling a brain in his head, but I guess I was wrong.

by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008