dillon's definitions

Oxo cube

The insertion of ones thumb into the anus with the simultaneous insertion of ones index finger into the vaginal opening. finger and thumb are then massaged together resembling the crumbling of an oxo cube.

Ask Jon 'oxo cube boy' Ore

by dillon May 13, 2005

Bargs!

Means something is good value for money, shortened down version of bargain.

Easyjet, chomps when they were 10p, just Baguettes in Aylesbury etc..

by Dillon May 13, 2005

oxo cube

Applies to the insertion of the finger into the vaginal passage with the simultaneous insertion of the thumb in the anus, then a the two digits are massaged together as crumbling an oxo cube.

Ask Jon 'Oxo Cube Boy' Ore

by Dillon March 16, 2005

Skip Creature

Racial Termonology for an asian person (includes Pakistani, Indian, Bangladeshi, Nepalese, Afghanistan etc...)

Scooter from Coronation street was the original Skip Creature

by Dillon March 16, 2005

harewood high five

in harewood, it's when somebody pokes a chick, and then five of his friends line up, and then poke her also. (till she pops like a balloon)

"hey, did you harewood high five her with bob, joe, phil, dillon and donnie?"
" oh yes, till she popped."

by Dillon December 21, 2004

oakie

someone who lives next to oak super market and more often then not does crack matt cutser

Dude matt custer stop smoking crack you oakie

by dillon February 1, 2005

official

An oral sexual act.
Often used for fellatio, but can be used to refer to other oral sex acts, like handjobs, anal stimulation, tonguing, ect...

"She gives the best official!" - "I had the hawtest official last night."

by Dillon February 6, 2005