dight's definitions

21st century humor

the absolute peak of comedy where you throw in a ton of old ass vines and sound effects to fulfill the ever shrinking attention span of zoomers

(1) > yo what’s your favourite kind of comedy
(2) > 21st century humor
(1) > wth is that
(2) > *shows peak comedy on phone*
(1) > …
(1) > what the actual fu-

by dight August 1, 2021

dimitrius

a legendary guy who was so balls deep playing mafia 3 that he didn't pause it to shit and despite his mother screaming at him to go to the bathroom he didn't go. he just shat himself and kept playing.

mother: dimitrius, go to the bathroom and take a shit. i can smell you!
dimitrius: heii

by dight May 24, 2023

hon

a term originating from 4chan’s /lgbt/ board. a trans woman who doesn’t pass. usually prefixed with some other word describing what stops them from passing eg: heighthon, shoulderhon or twinkhon.

fuck i wish I passed and wasn’t some uncanny looking hon…

by dight February 22, 2023

get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 4, 2022

windows 11

windows 10 except it’s got less functionality it runs worse it has more bugs it steals even more of ur data and it looks like shit.

did i mention it only runs on semi recent hardware when windows 10 could run on a fucking pentium 4

“oh, windows 11? on my new laptop?”
“OH HEEELLL NO!!!”
*PULLS OUT USB WITH THE WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER*

by dight May 4, 2022

man child

an adult who acts immaturely and well, childishly. man children have lots of overlap beetween neck beards. typically they live with their parents and are unemployed, but there are exceptions. (though most who are employed are probably flipping burgers) they often have horrible social skills as well. man children often are obsessed with some kid's cartoon or pop culture stuff. they fill their rooms with toys, action figures and more. overall, man children are leeches to society. just like actual kids. even kidnapping them is harder to do than with children. you have a tub of lard to deal with after all. thus you need to upgrade to adult sleeping to get the job done.

mother: my god! clean your room! you have no job. you could at least clean your room!
man child: no! i gotta watch the new teen titans go episode!!!
mother: you are such a man child, son!

by dight November 8, 2022

Skeppy

a minecraft youtuber with a derpy diamond block skin. he used to have a bunch of older videos on his channel but you can't view them anymore so i'm not sure what they were about. in 2016-2017 skeppy used to make short skywars videos and trolling videos on his server: invadedlands. skeppy used to have this running joke where he abused jif peanut butter, but that joke fizzled out at his channel got older. around 2018 or so he transitioned to longer videos like the ones where he "bullies" badboyhalo or where he talks to this player a6d who had a minecraft server that skeppy joined. eventually that stuff fizzled out. he started making challenge videos where he gave away like $1000 to a player that won an event hosted by staff members and skeppy himself. these challenges used to be done on a different server but eventually that one was shut down and the event server was tranferred to invadedlands. eventually that fizzled out too and now he became just another generic minecraft youtuber.

ipad kid: MOMMY I NEED MY IPAD TO WATCH SKEPPY!!!
mother: what? you want skippy? maybe ji
ipad: NO I DON'T WANT JIFF I WANT TO WATCH SKEPPY!!!

by dight November 9, 2022