de-pube's definitions

Baywatch

Baywatch. Or Babewatch was a TV show that aired in the 90's featuring hot bikini babe lifesavers, few cool dudes and one old fart with a hairy chest. Yeah we all remember Baywatch...hmm let me think.

Pammy Anderson running along the beach with her manchesters' jiggling...sproing!
Gena Lee Nolin running around with a red cossie up her crack....sproingy sproing!
Donna D'Errico, running, then bending, then ooh fuuuck...Sproingg!!

David Tossel-off....sitting around like a big ol' greasy fucking lump, doing sweet fuck all.

>>> go to fridge. Get Beer. Wait for the girls to come back on.

It was the show any bloke could rely on day after day, week after week after fucking week. Just like Hey Hey Its Saturday.

Hey mate you watching Baywatch tonight?
Yeah bro, hope to see Pamela Anderson flaunt her hot body in that red one piece.
you?
Nah man, I'll be at the beach. Sucking lifesavers has helped me quit smoking.

by de-pube August 20, 2014

Harry Hardon

A reference to one's penis.

That's Sir Harry Hardon to you, arse wipe.

by de-pube December 5, 2020

Tear down this Trump Wall!

An upcoming mass movement to persuade President elect Joe Biden and the Democrats to demolish the Mexico–United States barrier aka 'Trump Wall' or 'the wall' that Donald Trump had built during his U.S. presidency.

Mr President, tear down this Trump Wall!

by de-pube December 5, 2020

Fuck stain

An unworthy individual of zero value, ie Donald Trump.

When will be the day that Americans hear the last of this fuck stain?

by de-pube December 19, 2020

DUNG XIAO PING

Dung Xiao Ping. A Chinese leader whose name sounded like a ricochet. Or a piece if shit.

"Hey Dung Xiao Ping, meet my mate Jack. "
Jake: "Fuck off Dung, your name sounds like shit."

by de-pube November 17, 2020

Trump's 21 gun salute

When you and 20 other blokes drop their daks and show their cocks to the incumbent president. No-homo.

A Trump's farewell, I saw a lineup of 21 guys drop their daks and flop their cocks, giving Trump's 21 gun salute.

by de-pube January 20, 2021

the cheese off my cock

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.

Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.

by de-pube February 2, 2021