currentlypullingawickedone's definitions

Criminally Thicc

(adjective) Someone so thicc that it is illegal.

“Did you see Billy Bob Joe yesterday? He’s criminally thicc.”

by currentlypullingawickedone July 4, 2021

Car is bad

A response to a statement that is painfully obvious, similar to the phrase, ‘no shit.’

Person A: *sobbing uncontrollably*
Person B: You look sad.
Person A: *rolls eyes* Car is bad.

by currentlypullingawickedone July 5, 2021

Bing-bang-bong

To have intercourse.

“I think we’re going to bing-bang-bong tonight.”
“What the hell does that mean?”
“Check the urban dictionary.”

by currentlypullingawickedone July 6, 2021

Bitch Dog

A dog that is a bitch. A dog that barks at everything. A dog that groans every time it sits down. A dog that is morbidly obese, but still begs for food. A dog that licks furniture for no reason. All of these are characteristics of a bitch dog.

Dog: *barks*
Owner: Bitch Dog.
Owner’s friend: What?
Owner: Oh, my dog’s a bitch.

by currentlypullingawickedone July 6, 2021

Nancy

Someone who rules over the entire world. People may not realize it, but she’s the ultimate overlord and has the power to terminate anyone at any time. Be cautious around Nancy; you can’t even begin to comprehend what she’s capable of. She can be incredibly kind, but she can also revoke your livelihood in just one nanosecond. Make sure to be on her good side; her bad side is pretty fatal.

Person A: “Wow! Who’s that overlordly being in the vegetarian aisle?”
Person B: “Oh, that’s just Nancy. She’s not that great.”
Nancy: *eyes flash with anger and begin to shoot lasers at Person B*
Person A: “Whoa, my friend just got terminated by Nancy!”

by currentlypullingawickedone October 22, 2022

Pull a wicked one

To defecate.

“Sorry, I need to go pull a wicked one!”

by currentlypullingawickedone June 2, 2021

Pull a wicked one

To defecate, usually in large amounts.

“Excuse me, may I please go to the bathroom? I really need to pull a wicked one.”

by currentlypullingawickedone June 2, 2021