cratch's definitions

The betes

A name for an unknown creepy disease (taken from the end of "Diebetes", but not actually refering to diabetes"

I bet she has a serious case of the betes.

by cratch April 17, 2008

hellatubbies

Two or more large women together, can also refer to fat twins or sisters

Yeah I don't really want to hang out with the hellatubbies again after the last one fell through the deck.

by cratch April 17, 2008

cave twins

Ugly twins or sisters, usually look like they came from a cave.

Don't set us up on another date with the cave twins again.

by cratch April 17, 2008

uglies

Another way to say ugly.

I've got a case of the uglies today.
She's got the hella uglies!

by cratch April 17, 2008