cracky's definitions

Horse Knuckles

The male equivalent of the female Camel Toes (i.e. when a man wears the crotch of his pants so high and/or tight that the seam splits, strangles and displays his genitals)

Eww, that guy is rocking those pants so tight he's got a raging case of horse knuckles.

by cracky April 26, 2005

LRF

Low Resolution Fox
A woman who looks great from a distance, but when examined closer to, is revealed to be an absolute pig

by cracky March 1, 2003

apache

Sex without a condom; riding bare back

by cracky March 1, 2003

banjo string

On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet

by cracky March 1, 2003

boiler

An ugly woman one would prefer not to service

by cracky March 1, 2003

brick shithouse

Heavy set; stocky; well built. As in “He was built like a brick shithouse”.

by cracky March 1, 2003

camp as a row of pink tents

someone who appears to be incredibly, stereotypically gay

by cracky March 1, 2003