cow's definitions

the move

A Maneuver a man makes when about to take a dump. The Move includes pulling down ones pants, bending over and crapping all at the same time. Some more skilled men also urinate as they conduct the Move.

If it werent for the move, I would have crapped in my pants and fell on my ass!

by Cow October 15, 2003

instant baby

the perfect baby, all the fun, practically none of the poop. virtually unlimited attention span! cute as a frigging button. matches most decors!

Girl 1: i dont want to pop out any creatures out of my twat
Girl 2: you dont have to, there is always an instant baby!

by cow September 4, 2003

apple sauce

baby food for non-babies
especially for girls named "katherine"

"katherine, i am hungry, gimme some food"
"here is some apple sauce. i have a lot more stocked in my closet"

by cow September 4, 2003

Dustfinger

one of the coolest guys on the planet

Dustfinger is awesome

by Cow April 1, 2005

piak

An expression of a sound created after being slapped

PIAK! She slapped me.

by cow December 10, 2004

my ass

A work of art, a place that no man may ever touch....ever....

Hey have you seen my ass? It's beautiful.

by Cow December 21, 2004

Cow

The webmaster without a site...(WTF?)

A general flirt and womanizer.

A visionary with no one to pass his vision along to because no one wants to think enough to understand.

Cow....Yeah he's very confusing.

Cow!?!?!?!He is such a perv!!!! But he is sweet...

Stop trying to prove me wrong Cow! Your making me look stupid!
^^^^^^^^^
actual quotes of random people I know

by Cow December 21, 2004