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pervert

the downgrade of a rapist. this person is unacceptably sexual.
person 1: i like your dick
person 2. ew pervert!
by cohenPirate November 10, 2018
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Meme

a hilarious image that rapidly copied sometimes with a few variations. it's popular name is a meme. it is pronounced /me//m/. often associated with images made for comedic purposes. they can also be associated with sex jokes or music.
by cohenPirate November 11, 2018
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funny

a word to describe something that makes you laugh
a laugh is to so a sense of humor on the thing that just happened
a laugh sounds like 'ha ha ha ha!' (hu-ah hu-ah hu-ah hu-ah)
john: why did the chicken cross the road?
you: um...
john: it was 'ch-air-in-te-d'
you: ha ha ha ha! you are so funny!
by cohenPirate June 15, 2018
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smoking

done with a harmful drug. if you do this action the result is always lung cancer. and lung cancer always translates to death.
person 1: i am gonna be smoking for a week
person 2: not a good idea
person 1: you can't tell me
(related to memes like smoke weed everyday)
by cohenPirate June 15, 2018
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

the word you might say if the meme is dead or you are in danger
by cohenPirate June 15, 2018
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sex

a sexual act that involves somebody laying down and then the other person humping them. well you might ask: what is humping? well humping is a sexual act that involves the person on the person laying down and doing push-ups and putting his cock in their 'vi-gi-nuh' at the same time. well do not as much as this man in this GIF would beg you not to think about cats.
sexual person: wanna have sex
not sexual person: nope
sexual person: i will give a lolly-pop for it
not sexual person: not even for that!
by cohenPirate June 15, 2018
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computer

wireless internal fire-powered item
computer nerd: i got my super-power-w-i-f-i-computer
English nerd: wow a wireless internal fire-powered item so splendid!
computer nerd: it only cost 50$
English nerd: OK...
computer nerd: PC computer i am using and i also have a laptop computer
by cohenPirate June 15, 2018
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