chird's definitions

feb

Fucking English Bastard

The Feb wore green wellies.

by chird March 1, 2004

what like

Bastardized version of fit like bred purely for the use of the 'what light?' pun as demonstrated below:

Willie: Switch off that light, Deek!
Deek: What light?
Willie: What like, yersel?

by chird March 15, 2004

nobgobbler

A person who sucks penis, in a deep throat stylee.

He is a real nobgobbler, he'd suck the sweat off of dead mens balls

by chird September 9, 2003

chore

to steal. Appears only to be used in the Highlands of Scotland.

That filthy mink chored my bike!

by chird September 10, 2003

chore artist

Someone who chores on a regular basis

Mike is a thieving chore artist.

by chird September 10, 2003

Weapon

(Highland Slang) Regards a vehicle of hight repute, but tends to be used in a sarcastic way towards badly modified vehicles

Have you seen Mike's new car, what a fucking weapon!! sarcastic

by chird September 10, 2003

gudge

(Highland Slang) Person hailing from Dingwall or immediate area. Short version of gudgie or gudgie-coff.

I'm off to meet some gudge for a pint in the Mallard.

by chird September 10, 2003