cesar's definitions

Big Hoe

Big mother fucker respected by all because he means business. Usually lays low but known by all don't fuck with this guy aka José Luis Ocampo

José Luis is Big Hoe

by Cesar April 23, 2015

up the river

when you get sent to prison

I got sent up the river.

by Cesar August 2, 2004

g_g

A sleepy anime smiley.

I didn't get enough sleep. g_g

by Cesar September 15, 2004

bezzy

a stupid girl a bitch

look at that dumb ass bezzy

by cesar March 25, 2005

orz

Describing someone on his head and knee with frustration, Orz is originated from Japan and popular with internet users.

David,The MVP of ALCS in 2004,said goodbye to the Yankees' with his moon shot. Now tell me"who is your daddy?"......Orz Ortiz

by Cesar March 27, 2005

punching out a slab

Means that you are about to take an even bigger crap than "giving birth to a Texan"!

After eating at Hometown buffet, I had to "punch out a slab"!

by cesar May 13, 2005

giving birth to a texan

Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!

After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".

by cesar March 28, 2005