cellophane's definitions

date

the thing that comes before sex

I fucking hate to date.

by cellophane February 6, 2005

hillary duff

Evil overlord to the tweens

Ever sense my little sister started listening to Hillary Duff, I lock my doors at night.

by cellophane February 6, 2005

fuk

Like fuck but, you know, spelled wrong.

I forgot to press the "c" key, so I wrote "fuk."

by cellophane February 6, 2005

suicidegirl

A trendy attention whore who models on a sleazy, ultra-commercialized, subculture exploitative web site run by racist assholes.

That suicidegirl used to sell herself on stileproject all the time.

by cellophane June 16, 2004

blast a dump

To shit. Usually a short explosion of fecal matter.

I'm going to go blast a dump.

by cellophane September 6, 2002

peness

A clitoris that has through a medical procedure been streched out to act as a small penis. Usually part of a sex change operation.

That guy is such a lame, bitch-ass peness.

by cellophane September 6, 2002

gwatkin

Manipulative cunt

He’s such a Gwatkin, I’m glad I left.

by Cellophane May 14, 2024