cdafox's definitions

ghost herpes

The paranoid itch you get on your privates when you didn't use a condom

I think he's clean, but I keep scratching my vajayjay...I really hope it's just ghost herpes

Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes

by cdafox September 22, 2009

vajillain

Anything that is a villain of the vagina.
Eg. Yeast, bacterial vaginosis, stds, uncomfortable dildoes
Or a jerk

"Hey baby..wanna get it on tonite?"
"Sorry lover, I've got a bread vajillain..."

Or

"Oooh snap! Check out the a$$ on that crumpet!! I'm gonna be chillin like a vajillain later"

by cdafox April 13, 2010

pigestrian

A pigeon walking on the sidewalk.

"I almost kicked that pigestrian that was walking on the sidewalk in front of the convenience store."

by cdafox April 13, 2010

cdafox

A foxy Canadian girl

Eg. What a foxy Canadian mink!
No...she's a cdafox :)

by cdafox December 15, 2010

inflationship

The added committment that goes along with the length and intensity of a relationship.

First he left his toothbrush at my place, now he wants me to call him rather than texting. It looks like I'm in an inflationship :)

by cdafox July 15, 2010

lice capades

The fun that ensues from your kids and consequent family getting lice.

I'm almost finished washing everything in our house, burning the couch and putting the kids in a plastic bag to isolate the infestation. It's so much fun! Welcome to the lice capades..

by cdafox July 16, 2010

junior friday

Thursday

e.g. Is it Friday yet?
No, but it's junior Friday :)

by cdafox October 21, 2010