bugpower's definitions

crapshot

A screenshot of a bug, usually done by QA for the software developers.

- My screen is half grey!
- Could you please take the crapshot, grandma?
- sends whatsapp message
- Oh, why have you pulled the task bar all the way up?

by bugpower March 12, 2014

Airplane domino

When a passenger leans his sit back and everyone behind him are forced to do the same.

Be careful with your laptop, an airplane domino is approaching.

by bugpower February 25, 2015

Check-in chicken

A game of proceeding to the gate as late as possible, without missing the flight. Everyone except the last passanger arrived at the airport is considered a check-in chicken.

- Yo man, I guess it's time to go!
- No way bro, who comes two hours before the flight? Don't be such a check-in chicken.

by bugpower October 19, 2015

Greta approves

Your idea is good environment-wise. Greta would be happy.

- Hey bro, let's take an Uber and go to drink..
- No man fuck Uber, let's take two e-scooters.
- Okay bro. Greta approves.

- Honey, could you wait with the dishwasher till midnight? The power grid is more efficient with less load.
- Alright hun. Greta approves.

by bugpower September 29, 2019

Tab equilibrium

Living a life on the edge of all tab icons disappearing from too many open tabs.

Jim: "I am going to order my house today - the bedroom, the kitchen and windows desktop icons. But not before cleaning up open Chrome tabs. I cam't stand this tab equilibrium anymore!"
Lily: "Start with your mind."

by bugpower May 15, 2018

Email archaeology

Reviewing and answering fossil emails, senders of which have long lost any hope of getting a response. Usually done when bored to the extent of taking time to clean the inbox.

- Thank you.
- What's up bro? You answered an email from 3 years ago. Are you into email archaeology?
- Yeah, I got inspired by Jordan Peterson to make order in my bedroom, and went on to desktop icons and now the inbox.

- Put your mind in order first.

by bugpower January 6, 2020

virus replicator

A child of anti-vaxxer parents.

As a parent, you have the right to do what you want - as long as you lock your little virus replicator kid away from other human beings for life.

by bugpower March 15, 2020