btedstrom's definitions

GAP

Gay Asian Porn

The Rice Queen had so much GAP on his computer that it blinded Microsoft technician when he remoted in to help load an update

by btedstrom August 9, 2009

badmashing

Combination of badmouthing and bashing, often used by a person that studders or has mush-mouth.

The sales rep was such an annoyance as he kept badmashing us in hopes it would make us look bad. In the end, it made him look like a total douchebag, and he lost!

by btedstrom October 2, 2009

Ass Hickey

When someone consistently and intensely kisses ass and latches on for so long that it leaves a hickey.

Did you see that brown-nosing Jimmy? He kissed Joes ass so much that he left an ass hickey.

by BTedstrom September 15, 2008

Ass Hickey

When someone consistently and intensely kisses ass and latches on for so long that it leaves a hickey.

Did you see that brown-nosing Jimmy? He kissed Joes ass so much that he left an ass hickey!

by BTedstrom August 30, 2006

Me-Me

To be extremely selfish, self-centered and inflexible.

Can you believe her? All she talks about is herself and her possessions. She won't do anything unless it's her way and if everything's about her. It's no wonder she's not capable of a relationship. She's such a Me-Me!

by BTedstrom September 29, 2006

WIR

"Wrong Initial Reaction". When someone looks good from far away, and the closer he or she gets, the more hideous he or she gets.

Manuel - "Man, that chica looks hot"
Raul - "WIR, you dork, she aint hot...she's a dog!"

by btedstrom December 23, 2006

mini murse

Larger than a wallet, but smaller than a traditional murse. Can be used strategically to ones advantage so that he/she doesn't get weighed down by too much cash or plastic.

Did you see Manuel and his new mini murse? He uses it so that he doesn't carry any cash or credit cards, in hopes that others will pay for his cocktails!

by BTedstrom November 9, 2006