braves006's definitions

controller thrower

A video game that pisses you off so much, you have no alternative but to throw your controller in disgust. Otherwise known as Mario Kart.

Buddy 1: We need to get some 4-player Smash Brothers going on.
Me: I've only got 3 controllers
Buddy 2: What happened to the 4th one that was here last weekend?
Me: Mario Kart.
Buddy 1 + Buddy 2: Ooooooohhhhhh. Bit of a controller thrower, huh?

by braves006 March 30, 2009

Jocksygen

The act of sneaking up behind someone in the locker room after gym class or a football game and wrapping your freshly used jock strap around their face and pulling it tight.

I ended up with the scent of taint on my face when Joey gave me jocksygen after the game.

by braves006 January 2, 2009