brainyuck's definitions

End-stage Googleheimer's

The condition in which you totally forget that you can Google anything you want to know, and you actually e-mail/IM/call a friend to ask for the information you want.

Wow, not only am I completely out of it, I've also got end-stage Googleheimer's. I actually forwarded yesterday's Googleheimer's definition (a BIG thumbs up) to my friends and asked if btw anyone knew what the "420 community" is. Did I ever feel foolish when they replied. I could have saved myself a lot of embarrassment if I'd just remembered to Google '420'.

by brainyuck May 12, 2011

Openheimer's

The condition in which you think you forgot, or actually forgot, to close something important - your car, front door, stove, etc.

I can't remember if I locked the car. I must be getting Openheimer's.
Damn, I left the car open again. I've got Openheimer's for sure!

by brainyuck May 12, 2011

wrap artist

Someone with a talent ("gift") for wrapping presents.

Hey, you hear about Cristy? She just got a job as a wrap artist for a gift boutique to help pay her way through design school.

by brainyuck June 7, 2011

Ogleheimer's

A condition seen in aging baby-boomers in which the sight of a much younger gorgeous person causes acute memory loss.

Betty: "I'd just finished checking out at the supermarket yesterday when I saw the most incredible sexy young guy in the next line. I walked around a little bit to get some better views and then I followed him to his car. I was about to drive after him, but when I got to my car, I realized I'd left my hand bag at the counter. By the time I rushed back, he was gone."
Boopsie: "I'd say you got a really bad case of Ogleheimer's."

by brainyuck June 12, 2011

Apocalypsicle

What you should definitely include in your zombie apocalypse kit frozen compartment.

Mom: "Hey kids! What flavors of Apocalypsicles should I buy for our zombie kit?"

by brainyuck September 11, 2011

polypsicle

What you get from an ENT surgeon after she rips something out of your throat.

Opera Singer: "I just had a polyp removed from my vocal chord and all they gave me for my excruciating pain was a lousy lemon polypsicle!"

by brainyuck August 14, 2011

pmail

The message sent by a dog peeing on a tree, fire hydrant, etc, and received by another dog's sniffing.

"Stop yanking my leash, dude. I'm trying to read my pmail."

From: Alpha Male
To: All
Subject: Love and War

New stud in town. 25" tall. Good genes. Looking for healthy bitch in heat. Will fight all rivals.

Reply:

Hey big guy - I'm your mate.
Check this out and come get me.

by brainyuck November 1, 2010