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forewordplay

The act of inserting racy or sexually charged but coded content into the beginning of one's thesis, book or report. From foreword, foreplay and wordplay
A: "Did you like the preface of my book? It was dedicated to you!"
B: "The forewordplay really got me in the mood!"
by bookkake May 22, 2015
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Unprotected Text

If you disable autocorrect and still send messages then you're engaging in unprotected text. Next time use protextion.
I just got this error ridden message from this girl. She must be engaging in unprotected text.
by bookkake July 27, 2016
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slangshot

When someone spits fresh (unfamiliar) slang into a normal conversation, thus rendering it unintelligible. Like being shell-shocked with slang.

The quick introduction of new slang into a conversation. The word equivalent to having a shot of tequila.
Dude, we were just a couple 30yr olds, minding our own business, smoking spliff and hanging at the park when this teen came up. He started to talk about purees and backies and all sorts of thing's we'd never heard. Turns out he wanted weed. We had no clue.

Man, sounds like you've received multiple slangshots. To the childhood. We're just getting too old for this shit.
by bookkake August 20, 2016
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nedflix and chill

1. A non-sexual netflix and chill due to either religious reasons, being too naive or fear. Inspired by how Ned Flanders would netflix and chill.

2. Losing your head (like Ned Stark) because you failed to seal the deal in a netflix and chill.
Maximus: I invited her over to my place and we watched Gladiator. I put my arm around her. That was it. I was too afraid to diddly-do anymore.

Decimus: Hahahah, sounds like a classic nedflix and chill! You're such a pussy.
by bookkake August 20, 2016
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flukewarm

Generally: a random, warmish temperature, usually below the desired level.

Specifically: when one orders a hot drink (e.g. in a cafe) and finds it is not hot enough and at some arbitrary, warm-ish and disappointing temperature; then one may describe this drink as flukewarm. It is a portmanteau of fluke and lukewarm.
Leonidas: Man, I am so pissed. I was really looking forward to my morning coffee

Maximus: Why, what's wrong?
Leonidas: The drink is flukewarm. Damn.
by bookkake August 29, 2016
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rumedy

1. Using rum as the solution to all problems
2. The series of hijinks and general stupid and hilarious behaviour which ensues from binging rum
1. Maximus: Man, I think I failed my finals.
Leonidas: Here, drink this, it's an old family rumedy.

2. Dude, you were so drunk last night. And I've got it all on tape. What a rumedy!
by bookkake September 4, 2016
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abscene

Describes the chest of a ridiculously fit, cut person with a 6-pack. Portmanteau of abs and obscene.
Dude, did you see Leonidas at the beach yesterday?
Yeah man, he looked abscene. Gym must be really paying off.
by bookkake September 4, 2016
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