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by bohdave April 28, 2005
Get the mayonaise mug.The funniest of the Scary Movie .... um, movies. It has by far the most bizarre, must-see alternate ending ever!
George: You guys ever wonder what it would be like to stop livin' up here
*puts hand up in the air*
George: and start livin' down here?
*puts hand down low*
Mahalik: Or what if we stop livin' over here
*puts his hand out to the side*
Mahalik: and start livin' over there?
*puts his hand to the other side*
CJ: Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
Mahalik: For what?
CJ: Mice.
Mahalik: I thought she had rats?
CJ: No, rats are outside, mice are inside.
Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit...
*puts hand up in the air*
George: and start livin' down here?
*puts hand down low*
Mahalik: Or what if we stop livin' over here
*puts his hand out to the side*
Mahalik: and start livin' over there?
*puts his hand to the other side*
CJ: Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
Mahalik: For what?
CJ: Mice.
Mahalik: I thought she had rats?
CJ: No, rats are outside, mice are inside.
Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit...
by bohdave April 30, 2005
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Get the Miles Davis mug.Used to describe something that has been "sorted out".
Derived from the term "Sorted out like a bean sprout."
Derived from the term "Sorted out like a bean sprout."
Mike: "Hey Dave, how's that pile of orders coming along?"
Dave: "One more to go, then they'll be bean sprouted."
Dave: "One more to go, then they'll be bean sprouted."
by bohdave September 16, 2007
Get the Bean sprouted mug.Comedy's sarcastic cousin.
When a joke is so desperate and hokey that it falls flat on its face, it ceases to be comedy and becomes komedy. Used primarily as sarcastic praise for dumb jokes in written reviews of TV, film and stage shows. Not likely to be encountered verbally due to the identical pronunciation between the two words.
Usually reserved for juvenile and childish jokes that are funny only in the minds of the jokesters.
When a joke is so desperate and hokey that it falls flat on its face, it ceases to be comedy and becomes komedy. Used primarily as sarcastic praise for dumb jokes in written reviews of TV, film and stage shows. Not likely to be encountered verbally due to the identical pronunciation between the two words.
Usually reserved for juvenile and childish jokes that are funny only in the minds of the jokesters.
by bohdave May 19, 2008
Get the komedy mug.Churchill the dog's catchphrase, of Churchill Car Insurance fame. Tends to add more o's to "oh" for additional emphasis.
Uninsured driver: "Churchill, can I get a 15% discount when I buy your car insurance online?"
Churchill: "Oooooooooooh yes."
Churchill: "Oooooooooooh yes."
by bohdave June 2, 2008
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