blossombaby's definitions

Junk Monkey

Hoarder who can't stay still long enough to through the crap out. Junk piles everywhere.

I was at Liz's house yesterday, man she's a junk monkey.

by blossombaby June 14, 2011

hill fuck

lower than a red neck. white trash to the max.

Example.."when my brother Larry and I tied the knot Bambi, the hill fuck, wore purple stilettos with her ass slopping over the top of her not-so-skinny jeans.

by blossombaby December 23, 2013

ass stone

A chunk of shit up under the rim of your asshole that skids your draws and eventually drops out once you get to walking.

I cant wear a thong cuz I gots a ass stone be working its way out

by blossombaby December 23, 2013

gasser

Breaking wind gone toxic

Granny let out a gasser that done chocked us all up.

by blossombaby December 23, 2013

cratch

a ripe crotch in need of a good scrub

Why won't Jimmy wash his stanky assed cratch?

by blossombaby December 23, 2013

bone be dead

Dick that can't get hard.
Erectile dysfunction.

"My man's bone be dead an I got to get me some."

"Dr. Kaz be givin' my honey some C-Alice cuz his bone be dead."

"Oh honey..my coochie be cryin' cuz my man's bone be dead."

by blossombaby August 9, 2012

marthTalanul

a language created by Martha Aguilar; its slur english and emojicons

i understood the language of marthTalanul, it isnt an easy language.

by blossombaby August 22, 2022