bernard's definitions

the spike

The act of inserting a finger into the anus while performing oral sex. Usually it's male to female or in the gay community male to male or female to female but could apply to female to male

I gave her "the spike" while I was going down on her. Drove her crazy man!!

by bernard August 1, 2006

name dropping

mentioning someone (usually 'famous') in a conversation to imply that you are best friends with said person in lame hope of appearing cool by association

Cubix the cunt: I couldn't possibly answer that, i would get a grilling from Ronnie or Arthur (as he browses these forums) or a Avi, ha ha. I lie i love to bum lee blackwell on weekends.

by bernard September 7, 2004

furby

Munoz! See Munoz for a fuller definition

Munoz is such a furby!

by Bernard March 9, 2005

ATOGM

Ass to other girls mouth

Porno term meaning in a threesome with a guy and two girls. One girl gets fucked in the ass and the cock goes directly from her ass into the other girl's mouth...see Rocco Siffredi.

by Bernard December 24, 2004

shoop

to put something sweaty on hand, then sneak up behind someone and wipe your hand in their mouth

"goddamit tim i was enjoying that cake until you went and shooped me with ball sweat"

by bernard February 2, 2005

shoom

similar to the shoop except wiping the face NOT the inside of mouth.NO ORAL PENETRATION HOKAY

"goddamit matt you fucking shoomed me with man paste dickwad"

by bernard February 2, 2005

penetration

to "poke" someone in a bodily orifice

COME OVER HERE AND PENETRATE ME BIG BOy

by bernard February 2, 2005