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1- A condition which causes one to crap messily all over the internet
2. Any stupid, ignorant, nonsensical, incoherent, or otherwise functionally useless internet editorial, post, blog entry, email, personal ad, IM, and the like resulting from the aforementioned condition which offensively squanders and devalues bandwidth, moments of readers' lives they will never get back, and the collective IQ of all sentient life
2. Any stupid, ignorant, nonsensical, incoherent, or otherwise functionally useless internet editorial, post, blog entry, email, personal ad, IM, and the like resulting from the aforementioned condition which offensively squanders and devalues bandwidth, moments of readers' lives they will never get back, and the collective IQ of all sentient life
1- Online journal sites are full of many nincompoops with severe and persistent cases of cyberrhea.
2- I tried really hard to wade through that cognitive Lilliputian's editorial post but it was such an odoriferous and asinine example of cyberrhea that I finally wrinkled my nose in disgust and gave up.
2- I tried really hard to wade through that cognitive Lilliputian's editorial post but it was such an odoriferous and asinine example of cyberrhea that I finally wrinkled my nose in disgust and gave up.
by batrastard October 31, 2005
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2- An absurdly promiscuous female.
2- An absurdly promiscuous female.
by Batrastard April 17, 2003
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2- The act of a male ejaculating
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by Batrastard April 19, 2003
Get the spoo mug.1- A compound word, from the verb "to fap" (masturbate) and the noun "saurus" (lizard), used to describe a male who jerks his salami with comical frequency
2- Another word for idiot
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by Batrastard April 19, 2003
Get the faposaurus mug.1- A variation of the word "pussy." It comes from the component letters P, S, and Y, the sounds of which are joined together to form a word used to signify a man lacking testicular fortitude
2- Synonym for "coward"
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by Batrastard April 19, 2003
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2- Becoming hopelessly lost after a series of wrong turns in a place where death is more than a little likely
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I tried and tried to warm that iceberg, but in the end it was like I was Lost on the Iditarod.
Dude, losing your way in that neighborhood is even more hazardous to your health than getting Lost on the Iditarod.
Dude, losing your way in that neighborhood is even more hazardous to your health than getting Lost on the Iditarod.
by Batrastard April 21, 2003
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