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The otherwise pleasant salon chatter was ruined by the gobblesmoggle of one loudmouthed nincompoop who pomped on for hours and filled the air with the ruins of his former smoker's lungs. I managed to pick up Gillian anyway and we snoggled on her island all evening long to boogie woogie. O Gillian's island.
by barleycorn August 2, 2023
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When Bosworth accidentally stepped on Johnny's IED he exploded into a million pieces of laughter. Now, that was punny, said Bosworth.
by barleycorn November 4, 2019
Get the Pun mug.A kinder, gentler putdown of someone on line for comedic rather than vile or destructive purposes. Opposite of snarking.
Davey Crockett was almost as a bad as my snarkin' girlfriend with online comments, but he was light-hearted and meant well, you know, larkin', unlike my girlfriend, who I've stopped seeing after a comment she made about my muff breath the other day -- online! There goes that barrier reef.
by barleycorn December 18, 2020
Get the Larkin' mug.Lacanian psychoanalytic babble that spices up the critique with the word play needs the well educated postmod whitey has come to expect in a performance read.
Where are professor Johnson's argument lagged she employed Lacanian peppershnippel to cover her tracks, and keep her would-be critics amused and at bay.
by barleycorn January 30, 2021
Get the Peppershnippel mug.There came a knock at the door and when Benny opened the creaking device for entry a booming voice said "Rosebud", filling Benny with hysterical verbophobia and a need to run as fast as his porcine legs would carry him to the nearest bedroom, wherein he dove headfirst under the bed and lay there like Jim Bowie waiting for Santa Ana to jangle in and roust his fearful ass, saying, "Pie alamo?"
by barleycorn March 1, 2021
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I could tell from the way Tony held the Louisville Slugger that he meant to Johnny G's brain some evil.
by barleycorn March 16, 2021
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Whoa, you hear Jimmy the other night? He was so snocked he started speaking in KIngston rude boy tongues, like Peter Tosh speed turned up, man. We gotta cut this shit out before it goes permanent. It didn't end well for Tosh, know what I mean?
by barleycorn May 10, 2021
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