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SlopNChop

The horniest person on Urban Dictionary, his definitions usually involve people named Chad and Kiersten. He’s pretty odd.

SlopNChop is so fucking horny all the time and he writes so many sexual definitions

by awsomecolin December 30, 2022

Alzheimer’s

A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted.

A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted.

by awsomecolin January 4, 2023

Normal iPad Kid

An endangered species. Kids around the age of 9-13 who own an iPad but don’t have severe autism.

Kid: Hi how was your day today?
Person: Huh? Why are you normal?
Kid: Just because I have an iPad doesn’t mean I’m weird.
Person: Oh ok phew you’re a Normal iPad Kid..

by awsomecolin July 18, 2022

Bangs

Hair that covers your forehead, usually seen with Annoying Curly-Haired TikTok E-Boys.
Like this:
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“Nice bangs, dude!”

by awsomecolin June 7, 2022

Bike Kids

Kids aged 10 - 13 who ride bikes, usually seen in 80’s Media or Stranger Things and IT (2017).

“Are those Bike kids?”

by awsomecolin June 15, 2022

Omori

A dude who faps and plays old video games

“Hi im Omori and i fap and play old videogames”

by awsomecolin November 26, 2022

omoriboy

a dude who wanks and plays old videogames and lives in an infinite white void

“Im Omoriboy and I fap and play old videogames”

by awsomecolin November 26, 2022