awesomeMB9's definitions

Absolute

Something only a Sith deals in.

"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

by awesomeMB9 September 25, 2020

Unnatural

Going against nature
The ability to cheat death is unnatural

"The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural"

by awesomeMB9 September 25, 2020

Sith

Someone who deals in absolutes

Anakin: "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."

Obi-wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

by awesomeMB9 September 26, 2020

Stormtrooper

Someone who has bad aim and cannot hit anything.

Someone missed the urinal because there is pee all over the wall. There must have been a stormtrooper in here.

by awesomeMB9 September 29, 2020

Pangolin

No one knows what this animal is.

Randy Marsh having sex with one of these started COVID-19.

Stan: What's a pangolin is mom?
Sharon: I'm not even sure. Do you know what a pangolin is, Randy?
Randy: *experiences flashback*

by awesomeMB9 October 1, 2020

Chin Diaper

A mask worn incorrectly on the chin instead of on the face. Chin Diapers do not stop COVID-19.

Stephen Stotch: "Well it's not really a mask if you wear it down around your chin, that's a chin diaper."

by awesomeMB9 October 4, 2020

Republican

Someone who does not use their brain.

Teacher: You did not get a single question right on this test.
Student: I am a republican.

by awesomeMB9 October 4, 2020