assmonkey's definitions

Throne Sausage

What falls out of your anus... duh...

Man I was at the movie theater and I had to lick the toilet seat clean before I could sit down and produce a throne sausage.

by assmonkey November 2, 2003

Rectal Renegade

One who faithless to the straight male community and enjoys in being the poker or pokee of the 'ol brown-eye' (aka Rectum)

Dude... Whats up with Bill? I thought he was in to chick.
Nah Dude... He's a Rectal Renegade now.

by AssMonkey September 16, 2003

TDY

1. T.D.Y = Temporarily Divorced for a Year
(type of military order)

Lets go to the bar and get laid, i am TDY for 2 more weeks.

by assmonkey December 18, 2004

crouton

A crouton is a bit of dried turd that clings to one's anal hair. generally associated with tramps/sheepdogs.

"That dirty ho was dangling some rancid croutons"

by assmonkey June 6, 2003