aretegroup's definitions

e-humanism

The act of making online donations to feel better about your grossly consumer lifestyle that often directly negatively impacts the causes you donate to online.

Darlene is such a cunt. She thinks she's saving the world with her practice of e-humanism, but her day-to-day consumerism defeats her supposed online sensitivity.

by aretegroup August 30, 2014

waist scarf

When a stripper uses a scarf or similar garment to conceal the after effects of giving birth in an effort to garner larger financial gains.

Here, hun, before you go on stage you gonna want a waist scarf if you don't want scare the guys away with that botched caesarian.

by aretegroup August 30, 2014

proximity enticement

The opposite of approach avoidance. To become increasingly attracted to a decision as one nears the decision moment.

"I felt a bit guilty when I told my wife I was going bowling, but as we pulled up to Jiggles the sense of proximity enticement washed that all away. "

by aretegroup February 27, 2015

Chum

To entice strippers by selectively throwing out several dollars at a time in order to gain more attention.

Oh man I blew $300 at Jiggles last night.

WTF Pablo. Why didn't you just throw out some chum like I did? The chicks were all over me.

by aretegroup March 13, 2015

bamazon

When you make a mobile purchase so quick that it produces an exhilarating feeling of satisfaction.

Hey Kevin, what do you think about this great deal on this French press? Should I buy this?

I already found an awesome deal and I bamazoned it-- it's coming tomorrow.

by aretegroup March 30, 2015

costco effect

Over purchasing because the price per unit is too attractive to pass up.

Aw, Mike why did you buy three 48-ounce bottles of ketchup? The Costco effect got you. The second two are going to expire before you get to them.

by aretegroup March 30, 2015

diva crow

To make a law suppressing an alternative gender/sexual orientation.

Indiana Gov. Mike Pence's signature on the diva crow law also known as the religious freedom law codified one person's religious belief so that it could overrule another's.

by aretegroup April 3, 2015