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The unfortunate return of that night's seafood dinner after a night of binge drinking and said seafood is deposited in the parking lot on a cold night resulting in a stream of warm air rising from the pinkish pool.
Brian: What was that noise?
Jolee: I left a boisterous oyster by the driver-side door of my neighbor's car.
Jolee: I left a boisterous oyster by the driver-side door of my neighbor's car.
by arceebee April 1, 2011
Get the boisterous oyster mug.A term used for friends that bail on standing whiskey drinking plans, regardless of the voracity of their excuse.
Brian: Are you coming out after Business Day. I can provide Jamessurance of a good time.
Lisa: Nah. I'm flying to PDX to see my family.
Brian: You're such a whiskey bailer.
Lisa: Nah. I'm flying to PDX to see my family.
Brian: You're such a whiskey bailer.
by arceebee April 17, 2017
Get the whiskey bailer mug.The exercise of referencing last night's receipts in an effort to remember what in the hell happened. In some cases, one may have to call from home to close the tab after leaving the bar without taking their card.
by arceebee February 12, 2017
Get the tab-mapping mug.(pronounced Jame-assurance) A personal guarantee that Jameson Irish Whiskey will be available, poured, and enjoyed during a particular time or event; typically used as encouragement to gain one's attendance at said time or event.
Brian: Are you coming out afterwards?
Lisa: Meh. Not sure.
Brian: I can provide strict Jamessurance it will be worth your time.
Lisa: Say no more.
Lisa: Meh. Not sure.
Brian: I can provide strict Jamessurance it will be worth your time.
Lisa: Say no more.
by arceebee March 26, 2017
Get the Jamessurance mug.A generally undeveloped human who struggles to make good decisions. Often a youth, but can also be your run-of-the-mill dumbass.
Gabe ordered $64 of Taco Bell from Uber Eats last night, then burned his mouth on hot pockets while he was waiting for the delivery. What a yolk.
by arceebee February 18, 2023
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Not a disambiguation of cacophony, but potentially a mispronunciation.
Not a disambiguation of cacophony, but potentially a mispronunciation.
Travis: Leon is such a cockaphony.
Bryson: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
Travis: Jacob told me there isn’t more than a toadstool in there.
Bryson: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
Travis: Jacob told me there isn’t more than a toadstool in there.
by arceebee April 23, 2022
Get the Cockaphony mug.A homosexual male whose colorful posturing (much like that of a strutting peacock) portrays a big ol’ dick, but carries a small package.
Not a disambiguation of cacophony, but potentially a mispronunciation.
Not a disambiguation of cacophony, but potentially a mispronunciation.
Travis: Leon is such a cockaphony.
Bryson: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
Travis: Jacob told me there isn’t more than a toadstool in there.
Bryson: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
Travis: Jacob told me there isn’t more than a toadstool in there.
by arceebee April 23, 2022
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