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mike gordon

A talented bassist, composer, and writer, most famous for his career as bassist for the excellent and celebrated band Phish. After the band's breakup in 2004, Mike entered into a collaboration with guitar legend Leo Kottke, resulting in their exploratory album, Clone, and a limited tour. Mike also appeared several times with the Benevento-Russo Duo. In 2005, he rebanded with Leo to produce a second album, Sixty Six Steps, and the two again toured.

Mike's Phish-era solo work includes the psychoanalytic Inside In, which he produced during the Hiatus. He was also the author of Mike's Corner, a column which appeared regularly in the band's publication, the Doniac-Schvice, and also on the Phish website through July of 2003. The column was adapted into a book of short stories of the same name, with illustrations by Mike's then-fiancee, Priscilla Foster. A film maker all his life, Mike has produced an independent film, Outside Out, among others; he also directed Phish's one and only music video, Down With Disease.

Mike Gordon, now in his early forties, lives in Vermont.

See also Cactus, Phish, and Mike's Groove

Mike Gordon is amazing!

by annie November 9, 2005

tall glass of water

similar to "tall, dark, and handsome", if you are a tall glass of water, you are a tall guy who is a good catch, i.e. a goodlooking bachelor

Girl: Wow, would ya check him out? His deep voice is so sexxxyyyyy, and he plays tennis, AND he loves kids! Now that's a tall glass of water if I ever saw one!

by Annie September 13, 2006

Sobsterbate

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.

Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.

by Annie July 1, 2005

BASIS

the sickness of all evil...if u go there u must be an insane be otch ok im done

wut school do u go to?
basis scottsdale
where is that?
um....i dunno

by Annie April 12, 2005

splash spot

The wet spot left on a guy's clothing after some girls splash him.

When Bradley went down to the creek to smoke some weed, Cindy and her friends followed him. He came back all shaky with a big splash spot on his shirt, so I pointed at it and said, "Ooh, Bradley got splashed!" He turned bright red and we girls all had a good laugh. Poor boy! He was so embarrassed! It must have been quite a thrill, though.

by Annie April 5, 2009

mahooey

When u don't know the answer to something. If it is un-answerable or if there is no way of knowing the answer until something happens.

Q:How many people are coming to the cinema?

A:Um........mahooey


Q: Wot time will u be at mine?

A: Mahooey!

by Annie July 5, 2004

VW Bus

The most awesome of all vehicles. The VW Bus is spacious, comfortable, versatile, beautiful, and fuel-efficient. It is perfect for both long and short-term road trips, and makes crossing the country a pleasure. Its large capacity allows friends, bandmates, and fellow hippies to come along for the ride.
The VW Bus is also completely unsafe due to the nonexistant crumple zone in front of the dashboard (this means that there is a sheet of metal the width of a tuna can protecting your legs in event of a crash.) This lends an air of excitement and risk to every road trip.
See also kick ass, beauty, marijuana, touring and band.

"Ah, man, did you see her new car? I heard she drove to CA to get it."
"Yeah, it's a fuckin' beauty!"
"A '77 VW bus! Holy fizznats!"

by annie July 22, 2004