amadeus's definitions

Pocket Pool

The movement of ones hand to grab the meat and two veg in ones trousers.

Jake was playing pocket pool--the referee was a PRICK !!!

by amadeus April 8, 2005

shit clock

The amount of time that elapses when you get the urge to have a crap and the time you actually get down to business.

The shit clock is ticking--time to hit the can!

by amadeus April 7, 2005

rat hammock

a womans sanitary napkin

Honey--when you go to the store--can you pick me up a box of rat hammocks?

Uh..what???

by amadeus April 7, 2005