alternabear's definitions

spelunking

Performing analingus (i.e. give a rimjob)

I'm hoping to go spelunking tonight!

by alternabear June 8, 2015

jones

a verb that means to crave something strongly, usually said in a construct with a participle (e.g. "to be jonesing for") and often pronounced without the 'g' at the end (e.g. "to be jonesin' for").

Sometimes the "for" is foregone. Usually a phrase emphasizing being in the moment is included, such as "right now" for the present, or "at that time", "right then" for the past. In past, present or future constructions, when said in a negative construction "just yet" is also used occasionally.

I'm really jonesing for a coffee right now.
I'm really jonesin' a cigarette right now.
I just got over being sick for a week. I'd like to go to the concert, but I'm not jonesin' to be out in public just yet.

by alternabear March 23, 2016

hanging shirt

A shirt that by its design is intended to be hung on a hanger rather than folded or rolled and put in a drawer. Examples would be polos, button-ups and work shirts as opposed to t-shirts.

The laundry's dry! Could you please help me put away the hanging shirts?

by alternabear March 23, 2016

kiss the ground

A metaphor for a plane you're riding on to land at its destination, particularly on a return flight after being somewhere far away or terrible.

I've been in St. Louis for a week and I can't wait to kiss the ground back at National Airport in the DC area.

by alternabear August 29, 2017

side

A gay man who enjoys foreplay, such as kissing, cuddling, manual stimulation, fellatio, and analingus, but not actual sex.

As with anything, discuss any risks and comfort levels with any potential partner(s) prior to having sex. Have real conversations. It’s okay to like what you like and not like what you don’t, as long as you don’t mislead anyone.

“Are you a top, a bottom, or vers?
“I’m more of a side.”

by alternabear June 17, 2018

breadco

St. Louis slang for Panera Bread. It originally started in the region and the local stores are still branded with the old moniker St. Louis Bread Co. Locals just drop the "St. Louis" part.

Going to breadco. Want anything?

by alternabear September 6, 2017

skirt

In movies and books, a skirt is a female who serves as a romantic or sexual object to a straight male, usually to the protagonist, member of an ensemble cast, or the audience.

While Deanna Troi served as the skirt in TNG, she is a much more complex character.

by alternabear April 19, 2018