alphachimp's definitions

shmoo

A fat, shapeless man, especially one with no chin, derived from the white blob cartoon character

by alphachimp October 16, 2003

Weeble Wobble

Derogatory slang for a fat or bottom heavy person, based on the toys of the same name from the 70's.

"Weebles wobble but they don't fall down"
Check out that weeble wobble

by alphachimp October 16, 2003

dicey

Of a highly questionable outcome, uncertain, not defined, up to chance, depending on variables, remaining to be seen

After being shot in the head, it's dicey.

by alphachimp October 11, 2003

heebie jeebies

A feeling of minor fright, anxiety, nervousness, apprehension, "the willies", phobic

That spider crawling on my neck gave me the heebie jeebies

by alphachimp October 11, 2003

Cabbage Ass

The condition of having gas that leaves your anus wet, having to wipe after every fart

Man, I'm hungover and I've got cabbage ass.

by alphachimp October 11, 2003

Turlet

Toilet, the john, the crapper

I can't seem to get away from the turlet today.

by alphachimp October 11, 2003