aereilly's definitions

pearl necklace

A double-meaning song by ZZTop.

She want a pearl necklace.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

horehound

1)a throat soothing herb.

2)an overly amorous female canine

Git yer horehound offa my leeg, Jim Joe Bob!!!

by aereilly July 30, 2003

Spigger

JLo

Nuff said.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

self service

Taking care of yourself, while your wife has her Aunt Flo in town.

Pulled in to get some gash, but all they had was red diesel, had to go to the john for some self service.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

fuckee

Actually, only half of the Asian-American phrase "Fuckee-Suckee".

As in: "Five dollah, make you hollah, give good Fuckee-suckee, Joe"!

by aereilly July 30, 2003

tera patrick

The hottest thing on two legs...um...I mean on her back.

Tera Patrick is such a whore.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

ford

I'd rather drive a Ford than push a Chevy.

GM=Generic Motors
Chevy=Driven by people who can't spell Chevrolet.
Dodge=as in "Let's play Dodgeball, or Smear the queer".
Toyota=One-half toy.
Nissan=Pisson Nissan
Lexus=Not in Texas(also a pornstar name)
BMW=Bite my weiner
Mercedes=a pornstar name.
Cooper Mini=Not for meni.
VW=Fart fair nougat?
Mazda=Shoulda nuked 'em.
Honda=Good lawnmowers!
Subaru=Filing a Lawsuit against Mr. Baru
Hyundai=Wouldn't let my cousin test drive on the expressway.
Kia=another pornstar name.Kia, wouldn't wanna be ya!
Isuzu!=Bless you.Kleenex?

by aereilly July 30, 2003