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Super Straight

A subspecies of the newly discovered "Complete Jackass" creature. They are extremely transphobic and homophobic towards every other living creature besides themselves. A few notable behaviors that indicates that a Super Straight believes you are part of the LGBTQ+ community and do not like you are them ignoring you, being hostile towards you, pretending to be injured and calling other Complete Jackasses over, and rarely attempting to initiate a physical fight. Though they are somehow capable of speaking human languages and understanding human languages, they are unable to solve the most basic puzzles and complete the most basic non-survival related tasks. A group of Super Straights, or just Complete Jackasses in general, is known as a Complaint.

Zoo Tour Guide: And here, we have the Complete Jackasses.
Crowd of Zoo Visitors: (Various noises of disgust and hatred)
Random Super Straight: HELP! THAT MAN'S ATTACKING ME! AAAGHH! (Pretending to be severely injured)
Complaint: (Various angry noises and threats)
Zoo Tour Guide: Moving on..

by abnormaldude July 5, 2024

Potential Man

A fictional character with an incredible amount of potential that is never fulfilled. Originated from the Jujutsu Kaisen character Megumi Fushiguro, who possessed a power called the "Ten Shadows" that had such potential that the character fully reached.

guy 1: "dude this megumi guy is actually stupid"
guy 2: "ikr bro. 'potential to rival gojo' my ass"
guy 1: "'it's a bird, it's a plane, it's potential man' lookin' ass"
guy 2: "lmao potential man"

by abnormaldude February 1, 2026