Zuke's definitions

T Dot

A way of saying Toronto. Usually used by worthless canadian maple suckers who dream of one day having a city to be proud of. Also, T Dot is a term used strictly by rich, Canadian teenagers who wish they lived in an American ghetto. These teens are yet to discover that saying the first letter of Toronto and they pronouncing a period does not make you a gangsta.

Worthless Canadian: "Reppin T Dot up in here!"

Semi-intelligent American: "I hate you."

by Zuke September 5, 2008

Oakland

A city in northern California. Though it isn't my personal home soil, I have been there and am officially declaring it the 3rd most dangerous ghetto in America. Do not enter Oakland, California unless you have the intentions of getting shot or making a drop.

Oakland is THE hood.

by Zuke September 5, 2008

san francisco

A city on the West side of the bay. A very nice city with good, family-oriented people. Amazing friendliness can be found here considering it's location. The city on the other side of the bay, Oakland, is quite possibly the complete opposite atmosphere of San Francisco. If one is to find themself in San Francisco, I warn you not to dare to cross the bay and venture into the dangerous back street ghettos of Oakland.

Resident of San Francisco: "HI! Welcome to San Francisco!"

Resident of Oakland: "Bitch, what the hell you doing in Oakland?!"

by Zuke July 11, 2006

getsmack

Short for a"'thats what you get' smack". A good, hard backhand to the back of the face which was well deserved, usually by cheating on a boyfriend/girlfriend.

Man: "Baby I'm sorry I slept with your sister."

Woman smacks the hell out of Man

Woman: "That was a getsmack, bitch."

by Zuke July 11, 2006

Detroit

A city that is usually defined only by it's wild ghettos and crime-torn hoods. Though Detroit does have some very nice, safe districts, I am officially declaring it the 2nd most dangerous ghetto in America.

Mother: "Kids, we're going on a vacation to Detroit!"

Kid: "Oh FUCK!!! Why me?!?!?!"

Mother: "Don't worry, we're going to the Ford district."

Kid: Phew!

by Zuke September 5, 2008

Chicago

An absolutely AMAZING city. If one is not from Chicago and wished to visit, I recommend staying in the North side. The North Side is an extremely nice place with plenty of entertainment and good food. However, if one should find themself in the South Side of Chicago, RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!! On my list of ghettos, I am officially declaring Chicago's South Side to be the fourth most dangerous ghetto in America.

Chicago's North Side is the complete opposite from it's South Side.

by Zuke July 12, 2006

compton

A fairly small city outside of L.A.. Though not extremely large in population, the entire population that lives in Compton will not think twice about shooting any random nigga that walks by. If, somehow, your life has sunk to the point where you now live in compton, you have officially hit rock bottom. Known only for it's blood soaked ghettos, violent gangs, and daily drug deals, I am officially declaring Compton the NUMER ONE MOST DANGEROUS GHETTO IN AMERICA!

Compton is the only ghetto where a man can kill 4 people in a day, steal some babies, sell a whole bunch of Angel Dust, and still not make the news.

by Zuke September 5, 2008