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An easy way to get dumped by your partner. All you have to do is try a UD definition that describes something to do during sex, and they will dump your stupid ass.
“Did you hear that Julie dumped Chad?”
“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”
“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”
by Zozothecat December 18, 2019
Get the UD breakup game mug.An eggnog fart is a fart so rich and fragrant that it’s reminiscent of the Christmas food and beverages you have been consuming in excess. Can precede or follow the traditional Yule toilet log. which is another by-product of Christmas indulgence.
We were opening presents when my grandpa ripped off a big ol eggnog fart and cleared the entire room! He even put the dog to shame!
by Zozothecat December 24, 2019
Get the eggnog fart mug.The Yule toilet log is not the good-smelling log that goes in your fireplace. This is a foul-smelling turd that people produce after massive Christmas food consumption. The source of Mr. Hanky
After I ate Christmas dinner, I had to go crap a Yule toilet log, which I left so the next person who visits the bathroom can marvel at my creation.
by Zozothecat December 24, 2019
Get the Yule toilet log mug.A chat-creeper is someone who starts online dms or convos with you when you’re trying to play a game, etc. They usually start out with small talk & minor questions but if you actually interact with them, they get flirty & thirsty. If you ignore them, they don’t quit but instead will get all butt-hurt & keep asking you why you’re ignoring them. Both these scenarios usually end with them insulting you & you blocking them.
Friend 1: “I can’t even play Words With Friends without some chat-creeper trying to hit on me.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I get those all the time on Tinder. Why can’t they get a fucking clue?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I get those all the time on Tinder. Why can’t they get a fucking clue?”
by Zozothecat January 1, 2020
Get the Chat-creeper mug.A gymnista is a bitch who’s always at the gym, showing off on the equipment, hitting on hot guys, and making fun of fat people. Gymnistas usually wear high ponytails, sports bras and shorts that barely cover their asses. They hog the best machines and are very snotty to those who they deem inferior.
I couldn’t use the new treadmill today because a gymnista was using it, showing all the Chads she could run at the highest speed.
by Zozothecat January 1, 2020
Get the Gymnista mug.Yawn water is when you yawn really hard and moisture comes out of your eyes that has no relation to emotion.
by Zozothecat January 2, 2020
Get the Yawn water mug.A strong stench that surrounds someone whenever you’re near them. Reek clouds can be any combination of smells from smoking, drinking alcohol, not bathing, or from spraying too much cheap perfume.
When you ride public transportation, you run the risk of encountering reek clouds from all types of passengers. The worst reek cloud is a BO/alcohol/smoke combo.
by Zozothecat January 3, 2020
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