Zandroid's definitions

Quickie-la

A rebellious, emo shyguy with fairy wings and a wand who likes screamo and killing people.

That Quickie-la sure is evil!

by Zandroid February 4, 2008

Dick sneeze

The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts

He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm

by Zandroid December 3, 2017

Cujo

Stage alias for the reknown and talented trip-hop, IDM, and electronic musician, Amon Tobin. Known for his groovy work, inside and outside of videogame and movie-related music scores.

"The musical score for the videogame, Infamous, among others, was written by Amon Tobin, also known as Cujo."

by Zandroid September 6, 2012

Bakersfield

A tweaker-infested, stretched-out town with overbearing heat located in the desert of central California. For having about as gross of nature as Rosie O'Donnell's sweaty crotch, Bakersfield has almost half a million victims to it's polluted, gang-infested shit-hole. It is rumored that once you move there, you never can escape it's magnetic pull, and your life will never reach its full potential.

"I heard that my drug dealer moved to Bakersfield from L.A. Now I have to find a new contact. Shouldn't be too hard."

by Zandroid September 11, 2012

Fast beer

An alternate way of saying coffee

I woke up and got a 16 oz fast beer to begin the workday

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

The magikarp

A millenia-era dance move that involves twitching and flopping on the floor whilst mimicking the Pokémon Magikarp.

While doing The Magikarp, Jerry flipped repeatedly on the marble tiles yelping "karp, Karp!"

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Cockpocket

The pocket on one's favorite jacket. Sometimes designated for public masturbation. Usually contains a secretive hole of which is used to subtly access the lower regions privately.

The middle-aged male bus patron utilized his cockpocket as the red head picked up her dropped change.

by Zandroid August 18, 2017