Wyates5's definitions

car eating

Someone who always starts eating the food before you get home

Jim: quit fucking car eating
Bob: fuck u man I'm hungry

by Wyates5 July 26, 2017

Retard Paradox

Two retards in a continuous loop of retarded moments.

(Studied at the University of Princeton)

Retard Paradox Example:
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeeeee!

by Wyates5 April 28, 2019

brockamite

A dumbass

Noah: hey look at that dumbass

Wilson: yeah he's a brockamite

by Wyates5 June 16, 2017

bastropian

Someone that resides in Bastrop, Louisiana. Usaually a hillbilly or a redneck

Wow look at that Bastropian, what a rare sight

by Wyates5 June 16, 2017

Gro

Shortened version of neGRO

Bobby: know any gros?

by Wyates5 June 17, 2017