Wump7's definitions

FaceHedge

A particularly fine Beard

His FaceHedge was the stuff of legend in teh Hipster community, with fully waxed tips flapping majestically in the breeze cycling his Penny Farthing around Shoreditch

by Wump7 July 21, 2017

Rainbow Pilled

When you have taken the Red Pill and the Blue Pill, and now need a variety of other pills of other colours to keep up with the increasing amount of conspiracy theories arriving online.

Bert had been online for hours now and was feeling his mind opening. He had seen the truth about the Man, The New World Order, why the dolphins had left and how the Queen was actually a lizard. He was fully Rainbow Pilled and ready to spread the truth to the masses

by Wump7 September 10, 2020

FreQuaintance

A person in your social circle who hovers between Friend and Aquaintance

Jim was headed to the bar, but standing there was Bob, a Frequaintance who was always happy to be offered a beer but never seemed to be around to buy one back

by Wump7 November 25, 2020

Chptering

Using ChatGPT or similar AI Large Language Models to find something out or do something. Pronounced "Chaptering"

Q - "I want to work out how to edit some code in Python, but I'm not great at it."
A - " Have you tried Chptering it?"

by Wump7 March 21, 2023

Rories

A proper noun to describe the raft of former Conservative party members who lost all of the seats in 2023, all heading over to the Reform Ltd Company in 2025/26, desperate to maintain relevance despite years of poor performance.

The Rories - an amalgam of the Reform Party and the Tories: "I see Nadhim Zahawi and Nadine Dorries have defected to join the Reform party" - "yes, despite Farage insisting Reform will be a change from before, they really are becoming the Rory Party now"

by Wump7 January 12, 2026