Wookiestick's definitions

titties brand

a colorful way to say "kick ass!" or "friggin' awesome". Almost always used at the end of a sentance.

"I won 500 dollars in the lotto-- titties brand!"

by Wookiestick February 14, 2008

backdoor matadore

(noun) one who has anal sex with the grandeur of that of a king, or to be more exact, an anal bullfigher.

Josh isn't no lightweight when it comes to anal sex-- hes a backdoor matadore!

by Wookiestick May 13, 2004

dropchute annie

1) (noun) a colorful term for a women who takes it in the ass like a pro.

2) (noun) a fictatious porn star from the 1970s. Famous for rear end entry, she took a lotta dicks in the ass before tragedy struck and a penis gone haywire tore up her insides and allowed septic infection to spread throughout her body.

Take a look at dropchute Annie over there-- her ass is taking that dick in like a clown pulling a trick handkerchief out of his pocket!

by Wookiestick June 22, 2004

holiday candy bowl

(slang) a sexually discriminate term for when 2 people who used to have an intimate relationship with each are reunited for the holidays after a breakup, and to "spice" things up they have wild and torrid sex with each other.

"Yeah, last Christmas Rebecca and I got back together from a 6 month breakup. Within a week I had my tongue back in her ass and I had myself a Holiday candy bowl."

by Wookiestick December 2, 2004

anal ferret

1) (noun) one who manages to sneak in a bout of anal sex, despite their partner's protests.

2) (noun) the act of exploring every crevice in the anus as possible, much like a ferret inside a hollowed tree.

Dan managed to be an anal ferret and squeeze in a few rounds of rampant ass ramming.

by Wookiestick January 23, 2004

tarantula lips

A vagina with a labium (lips) that is a noticably darker skin tone than the person's pigmentation. The vagina has the appearance of being laced with tarantula legs.

"Wow, that stripper was totally gorgeous until she spread her legs and we saw her tarantula lips!"

by Wookiestick October 29, 2003

wet richard

The act of tickling one's ear with an erect penis.

After cockslapping Paulina in the face, I gave her a wet richard and shot a wad in the eardrum.

by Wookiestick November 6, 2003