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Beyonced

To have been sucked into believing some one was sorry when they really weren't.
"Hey girl look what I bought bae the other day.. He thought I was sorry.. But I wasn't"

Girl replies, "damn you straight beyonced that boy.. You ain't sorry"
by Wolfany December 13, 2016
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Fegan

A vegan that likes Dick.
Stacy, “what is a Fegan?”

Daniel, “A Fegan.. is basically a vegan that likes Dick.”

Stacy, “ohhhh ok I’m definitely a Fegan, I’m on an all dick diet!”
by Wolfany September 18, 2020
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Dickathlon

Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.
Trish, “Omg Vicky I haven’t worked out in forever.. idk if I’ll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrow”

Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”

Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”
by Wolfany September 27, 2020
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Dicklow

The majestic dicked down after glow, a girl shines bright like a diamond.
Friend points out, "Yoooo you see that girl over there she looks like she has that dicked down after shine.."

Homie responds, "oh I see it! I think what you mean is she has that 'dicklow'.. that dicked down after glow!!!!"

Friend "yassssssss."
by Wolfany May 3, 2017
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A Gerbil Hoe

A bottom that only eats edamame, seaweed and popcorn.
Aldo, "Mannie only eats popcorn, edemame, seaweed and dick."

Tiff, "Omg I know right he's such a gerbil hoe!"
by Wolfany May 17, 2017
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Potconomics

Calculating just enough pot to get you to a productive high.
Giana “Tina how did you manage getting all those college degrees while high?”

Tina “I calculated the right amount of pot to be productive - it’s basic potconomics! Trees get degrees!”
by Wolfany September 19, 2021
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Chodarexia

A dick that is short and thin.. not to be confused with a true “Chod” aka a short and fat dick.. basically a short and anorexic cock.
Kaylee: “Omg Tammy I don’t want to date Scott because he has major Chodarexia!”

Tammy: “I don’t blame you Kaylee!.. I mean a chod is already bad enough but Chodarexia that’s next level dick disaster!”
by Wolfany August 5, 2018
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