Witness10mm's definitions

Mexican

A drinking game played with 2 dice. Drinks are doled out to those throwing low dice, with the exception of those throwing a 2/1, also called, for unknown reasons, a "Mexican." Other throws in the game have names as well, for instance, a 5/2 is a "Betty Ford" and a 1/1 is "tits".

Not content with a round of Quarters, the sausage party moved on to Mexican until the Blatz ran out.

by Witness10mm April 8, 2006

striping the bowl

Depositing in a toilet a fudgy dreadnought that leaves an arty spiral mark inside after flushing.

After my morning double latte, I spent the next 20 minutes reading The Onion while striping the bowl.

by Witness10mm October 4, 2005

internet

Every lazy student's friend.

The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com

by Witness10mm October 10, 2005

industrial engineering

College major adopted by prospective engineers dauted by courses in circuits, physical chemistry, thermodynamics, statics, fluid and soil mechanics, genetics, C++, talking to girls, and sobriety. The type that registers for that Stochastic Models class because he thinks it involves naked Croatian shutter fodder.

Nuclear engineering student: Yo Witness, word has it you dropped the bomb on civil engineering.
Mechanical engineering student: Yeah, you fumbling toward the Interesting and Easy?
Civil engineering student: Imaginary Engineering?
Biomedical engineering student: Inside Edition?
Industrial engineering student: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

by Witness10mm October 10, 2005

Bring a book!

Command that follows a description of something to indicate that it's boring.

No hitting, alcoholism, or passive-aggressive behavior between you two? You call that a relationship? Bring a book!

by Witness10mm December 28, 2005

san francisco

City in Northern California, USA, named after the mission established there circa 1776 in the name of St. Francis of Assissi.

(In the RC Church, St. Francis is the patron saint of exorbitant house prices, sanctimonious hippies, solipsistic entrepeneurs, fabulous mincers, and lightning-fast metermaids.)

Leather, leather, leather, leather baby
Levi's and T's are the best now all right
Folsom, Folsom street on the way to Polk and Castro
You don't find them finer
Freedom, freedom is in the air, yeah
Searching for what we all treasure: pleasure
Take me to the bay, lead me to it, now, now
San Francisco / Oh I love ya / Yeah

by Witness10mm August 12, 2005

Northwestern

A socially-OK 4-year college just north of Chicago, IL, USA. Student body is composed of fair-to-poor athletes, dateless engineers-in-training, and those who are, for some reason, studying Radio, Television, and Film. Its women's lacrosse team is well known for its footwear. Not to put too fine a point on it: Charlotte Rae and David Schwimmer went there.

You'll laugh!
You'll cry!
You'll kiss $64K (in 1985 dollars) goodbye!
Go U! NU!

by Witness10mm August 16, 2005