Wirthman86's definitions

fill-in-dad

When a woman wants you to be a dad to her child but isn't sure. So she leaves you instead of taking the chance.

Yo man be careful you're not just a fill-in-dad.....

by Wirthman86 January 4, 2019

pumphernickel

Pumphernickel: hit on the girl working at the bakery. By using her profession as a pick up line and it works.

You know baby after you cook it in the bakery all day.im ready to make my own pumphernickel

by Wirthman86 August 19, 2018

coontach

A man or woman that uses a smooth word as a sexual innuendo.

Hey baby I'm coming over to get some of that coontach.

by Wirthman86 August 20, 2018

bro dicking

When your boy sleeps with your girlfriend. but you forgive him anyways. Because she wasn't the right one.

Man you got to stop bro dicking. It's not healthy for our friendship bro.

by Wirthman86 March 4, 2018

cocksuckle

When someone mumbles . at the same time sounds like they have their mouth just a little bit too full.

What's that I can't hear you cocksuckle?

by Wirthman86 March 4, 2018

douchewinkle

When you call your douchebag with a nice twist.doucheWinkle says you're doing it with a wink.

Bro sometimes you can be such a douchewinkle when you get to drinking

by Wirthman86 March 4, 2018

pettidouche

A douchebag that becomes a pedophile.

Can you believe this douchebag. What a pettidouche.

by Wirthman86 March 8, 2018