Whipshock's definitions

punching your meatpie

The act of male masturbation. (See tugging, jacking off, bashing the bishop, etc.)

After Bill came home from a Backstreet Boys concert, he crept into his room and punched his meatpie at least five times until his mother caught him red-handed and he was repremanded like a third grader.

by Whipshock May 2, 2005

shittist

1.) a person who shits his/her pants a lot
2.) a person who makes use of fecal matter with sex partners
3.) slang for an idiot

i heard that kid was a shittist

by Whipshock July 23, 2003

ankle grabber

1.) a person who bends over to grab their ankles during anal sex
2.) slang: a homosexual

i bet Dave is an ankle grabber, hes never had a girlfriend

by Whipshock July 23, 2003

urolagnist

someone who urinates on, or enjoys being urinated on by, a sexual partner for pleasure

eww baby you wanna take a piss on me after we just had sex? are you a urolagnist or something?

by Whipshock July 28, 2003

cock burgler

A person who pursues a man's penis in hopes to "steal a quick grab" (a.k.a. - someone who grabs a man's genitals without permission)

"Steve said he was hangin' out with Dave last night, and he tried to grab his unit. I knew Dave was a cock burgler!"

by Whipshock August 7, 2003

rear door ranger

A guy who loves pounding another dude's ass

I saw you try to sneak up on me from behind you rear door ranger

by Whipshock August 9, 2003

meat flute

Slang for a guys penis

Hey remember Steven, that gay guy? Word has it he loves to wail on his boyfriends meat flute

by Whipshock August 9, 2003