WeegeeCool's definitions

Zoomer

A term used to refer to people born in the z generation or gen Z. It is slightly based off of the term Boomer, which is the term for people born in the Baby Boomer generation. The word is more commonly used to insult people over the age of 30 who complain about teens' work ethics.

Old Fart: You millennials are such snowflakes.
Teen: I'm a zoomer because I was born in generation z.
Old Fart: You guys are all the same because you guys can't handle hard work.

Teen: Ok Boomer

by WeegeeCool December 17, 2019

Gamer

A types of people where 20% of them are children, 90% a virgin, 99% lives in someone else's house, and 100% a pro.

Guy 1:Hey, You. Gamer! Your a looser.

Guy 2:Don't you play fortnite?

Guy 1:...Yes.
Guy 2:Ha! Minecraft is better you Kile!

by WeegeeCool August 24, 2019

Recreational Virgin

Someone who is a virgin in their free time.

I could play through a game, no problem, no help required...
But I'm more of a recreational virgin.

by WeegeeCool November 24, 2021

Dick-hole Pickle Jerk

The act of two guys having sex, and the position they're in is that the top one is fucking the bottom, while the top jerks them off. Unlike similar situations, where the bottom does some of the work to make them cum...the top does all the work in order to make both of them cum.

A typical practice of this is when the top not only continously jerks off the bottom, but cum deep in their ass as much as possible. Usually trying to sync up both for peak pleasure.

1: Hey honey, how do you wanna fuck tonight?
2: How about we do a dick-hole pickle jerk?
1: That sounds so hot...so who's the bottom?
2: You already know the answer...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by WeegeeCool January 27, 2023

Freak Show Collectable

A collectable that should hold no value due to looking very bad. However, due to either a popularity with collectors/fans, limited production, and/or the sheer novelty of it, it becomes very sought after. With prices being fairly high given how crappy the collectable is.

Person 1: Hey, do you still have that fast food toy that looks defective?
Person 2: Yeah, but it's become a freak show collectable now. I might sell it for $400 or more online.

by WeegeeCool January 9, 2023

Brendon

Some shmuck who obsesses over "The Office".

Brendon: Have you seen "The Office"?
Guy: Shut the fuck up Brendon!

by WeegeeCool December 9, 2021

The Real Cost Vaping Ad

If you vape you could be inhaling toxic metals into your lungs. To show how scary that is we made a metal monster! (Wilhelm Scream) But nothing is as scary as the facts. Vaping can deliver toxic metals like nickel and lead into your lungs. That’s metal, in your lungs!

Person 1: What's the worst YouTube ad?
Person 2: The Real Cost Vaping Ad

by WeegeeCool May 31, 2021