W.R.Slade's definitions

Boinga

The sound guys make in their heads when they see bouncing boobs.

Hey Tim, how did you roped into painting the fence?

Carol asked me to while I was watching Jenny jump rope and all I heard in my head was “Boinga Boinga” so I said “OK” to get her to shut up.

by W.R.Slade June 1, 2023

Doorbell

Another word for clitoris.

Becky squirted last night when I rang her doorbell.

by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023

On button

Another word for clitoris.

Dad, how do make a girl cum?

Hit her on button son.

by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023

Accidental anal

When engaging in vigorous intercourse and the man’s dick slips out of the woman’s pussy and slips down to her asshole, entering it on the next stroke.

What were guys doing last night? I heard your bed squeaking then heard Suzan squeal like a pig.

Accidental anal.

by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023

W. R. Slade

A very obscure motion picture reference. In the movie Scent of a Woman, Al Pacino’s character Lt. Col. Frank Slade takes Charlie to the home of his brother W. R. Slade (played by Richard Venture) for a surprise visit on Thanksgiving.

W. R. Slade only appears in this one scene and is only called by name twice. First when Frank calls out for him after entering the house shouting “Willie! Oh Willie!”. Secondly when Frank introduces him to Charlie as “W. R. Slade, the original bulging briefcase man”.

My username, W. R. Slade, is such an obscure movie reference that nobody gets it.

by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023

Bulgarian weight loss

Taking a massive dump.

Where were you?

Partaking in the Bulgarian weight loss program.

by W.R.Slade June 18, 2023

Aigs

The white, brown, or multi colored, hard shelled, oblong byproducts of female birds, primarily chickens. Commonly known as eggs north of the Mason/Dixon line.

Darrel had aigs and bacon for breakfast.

by W.R.Slade November 4, 2023