Veridicule's definitions

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by Veridicule February 20, 2019

Noob

a synonym for the word newb, which is a shortcut for newbie, which means a new person to an activity. Commonly mistaken for a fuckin' retard.

You suck, what a noob.

by Veridicule December 26, 2018

Shrek

An ogre of whom was the main character of "Shrek". Commonly referred as a savior.

Hail Shrek!

by Veridicule December 26, 2018

rocc'd

to be beaten with a rock.

rocc (noun): a rock in which is used for beating individuals.
rocc (verb): to beat with a rock.
rocc'er (noun): one who beats with a rocc.

Git gud for I have ROCC'D you, scrub!

by Veridicule December 26, 2018

commit die

a phrase to tell to someone ordering them to die, commonly used by the Despacito spider. Varies in forms: commit toaster bath, cease vital functions, yeetus yeetus commit self deleetus.

Leave me alone and commit die!

by Veridicule December 26, 2018

Despacito spider

A spider that can cause destruction to worlds. It is mainly composed of a pill, the top being yellow and the bottom being red, six spider legs, and a large smile. It can cast a spell of utter obliteration: Yeetus yeetus, commit self deletus!

I saw a despacito spider murder somebody while saying "Please commit agonizing actions of engaging in commitment in engaging commit commitment of the dying one."

by Veridicule December 26, 2018

open a can o' whupass

A phrase stating, "beat the living shit out of". Commonly paired with: you, it, I'll, etc.

Whupass being a shortcut compound for "whoop ass".

I'll open a can o' whupass on you!

by Veridicule December 26, 2018