UsedPizza's definitions

fedora the explorer

People who believe that a fedora would go perfectly with their shitty neck beard and dirt-stache

Los Angeles is full of fedora the explorers

by UsedPizza April 2, 2016

Soccer

Europeans run around and pretend to get hurt for 90 minutes

Guy One: Did you catch that crazy soccer game last night?
Guy Two: Sorry, I'm not gay.

by UsedPizza June 19, 2016

Pansexual

Somebody who is sexually attracted to frying pans

Chef One: Oh my god, I fucking love this frying pan!
Chef Two: I love fucking this frying pan!
Chef One: Dude, you're pansexual? That's fucked up!

by UsedPizza June 19, 2016

Zentai

Enlightened Japanese cartoon pornography

Yesterday, I caught my older brother watching Zentai.

by UsedPizza May 20, 2016

Cum-Slurping Gutter Whore

Why, you of course!

You, sir, are a Cum-slurping gutter whore

by UsedPizza May 20, 2016

Tom Brady

Proof that Bill Belichick is the greatest coach of all time.

Bill Belichick turned Tom Brady, a man with the athletic prowess of a dying monkey with down syndrome, into the winningest quarterback of all time.

by UsedPizza January 21, 2019