UrbanDEV's definitions

fembastard

Female bastard

That Jill sure is a filthy fembastard...

by UrbanDEV August 24, 2009

fauxliage

1 : a representation of fake leaves, fake flowers, and fake branches for architectural ornamentation
2 : the aggregate of fake leaves of one or more fake plants
3 : a cluster of fake leaves, fake flowers, and branches

Would you say they would pose a significant fire hazard if I were to put LED Christmas lights on the fauxliage in my office?

by UrbanDEV April 2, 2010

Yeti Stretch

A stretch that feels so good you make noises like Chewbacca

What the fuck was that?

Yeti stretch...

by UrbanDEV September 5, 2009

farm

One's "junk" or genital region.

As a proposition: "Hey guy's wanna see my farm?"

by UrbanDEV March 8, 2010

Poreign

Foreign sex films.

Did you see that film from germany? hardcore poreign at it's finest.

by UrbanDEV July 20, 2010

Stunt Vagina

Sexual device for men resembling a prosthetic vagina.

fade in....bedroom scene.....husband rolls over and rubs wife's ass....wife is about to feign headache when she remembers she bought a new stunt vagina for "Moments just like these"........cut to wife smiling while husband snoozes with shit eating grin...."Thanks Stunt Vagina"

by UrbanDEV July 27, 2010

Mastribution

Short for "mass distribution"

Sterling Hamilton: "TweetDeck allows you to mastribute tweets to multiple accounts. you know, like mass distribution... mastribution."

by UrbanDEV November 25, 2010